I may offend
if you pretend to be somebody else
if you're lacking some mental health
if you tend to be harder to mend
things change but in the end I may offend

if your mamma is your only friend
is she counting every penny you spend?
you're gonna live at home until she's dead
things change but in the end I may offend

When you get to know and love me
you won't know whether to hug or shove me down
that's just the way I am
I don't care if there's a god above me
unless he's willing to show me he loves me right now
Is that too much to ask?

I may offend
if you're unwilling to admit you're a mess
and walk around like there's an "S" on your chest
meanwhile your brain is like a nippleless breast
things change but in the end I may offend

if you're working for minimum wage
no benefits and you're twice my age
you have faith so God takes the blame
things change but in the end I may offend

When you get to know and love me
you won't know whether to hug or shove me down
that's just the way I am
I don't care if there's a god above me
unless he's willing to show me he loves me right now
Is that too much to ask?

I'm not the type of guy that tries to pull off the tough thing
and even while high I never went for the love thing...no.
Hell no!
I ain't looking for someone to hug me
I just want someone who ain't gonna bug me right now
Is that too much to ask?

When you get to know and love me
you won't know whether to hug or shove me down
that's just the way I am
I don't care if there's a god above me
unless he's willing to show me he loves me right now
That's not too much to ask!

Words have definitions but the meanings change
all depends on who's listening and if they're deranged
if you think this sounds strange and you need it explained
that's cause I'm talking about you, now get out of my way!